It's not a sign, butt...I thought it was pretty clever. Say what you will, I'm okay with being the butt of a joke or two.

Was that two too many?

Trees will crush anyone attempting 'Thriller' dance

....risk disease?! Why didn't the staff  at the National Park tell me this shortly before encouraging me to feed them​?

Ahh well, I guess this is what waivers are for.